Donkey Story
One day a farmer's donkey fell
down into a well. The animal
cried piteously for hours as the
farmer tried to figure out what
to do. Finally, he decided the
animal was old, and the well
needed to be covered up
anyway; it just wasn't worth it
to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to
come over and help him. They
all grabbed a shovel and began
to shovel dirt into the well. At
first, the donkey realized what
was happening and cried
horribly. Then, to everyone's
amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the
farmer finally looked down the
well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rule to be happy:
1. Free your heart from hatred -
Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries -
Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate
what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less
The story continues....
The donkey later came back, and bit the shit out of the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected,
and the farmer eventually died
in agony from septic shock.lol
Friday, 11 November 2011
The meaning of today 11-11-11
Yahp brovas. .today is called the money bag day . . Ur star day' d day ur star did it-----
This year 2011,we are going to experience four unusual date- 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, and today the star day 11/11/11. That's not all, Take the last two digits of the year you were born,now add the age you will be this year and the result will be "111" for everyone!!! This is the year of money! This year october will have 5 monday 5 saturday % 5 sunday also Nov will have 5 Tuesday, 5 Wednesday and 4 n half wk . This happens only every 823 years,these particular years are known as "moneybags" check yours and see!!!
If yours din't ryhm to 111 it means u gonna lose alot of money this yr, so spend wisely!!!.
This year 2011,we are going to experience four unusual date- 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, and today the star day 11/11/11. That's not all, Take the last two digits of the year you were born,now add the age you will be this year and the result will be "111" for everyone!!! This is the year of money! This year october will have 5 monday 5 saturday % 5 sunday also Nov will have 5 Tuesday, 5 Wednesday and 4 n half wk . This happens only every 823 years,these particular years are known as "moneybags" check yours and see!!!
If yours din't ryhm to 111 it means u gonna lose alot of money this yr, so spend wisely!!!.
BREAKING NEWS: terry G at a point of Death.letz pray for him.
Terry G is lucky to be alive, after a nasty accident that left his car badly damaged around 3AM today.
The singer-producer was on his
way home, after hanging out
with friends in Ikeja, Lagos,
when he ran into the road
demarcation around Chemiron,
close to Sunday Market, in Ogba.
An eye witness tells us Terry
was the one driving, and he
was in the car with friends.
‘The car is gone’ our source
says. ‘And Terry is in the
hospital responding to
treatment’.
No word yet on where he’s
being treated. His mobile phon
is off, his BlackBerry inactive.
And although his manager
assures us ‘everything is under
control’; we have cause to
worry because he is either
unwilling to offer details on the
singer’s whereabouts, or he just
doesn’t have the details.
Two members of House of
Ginjah who were riding with
him are also believed to be
undergoing treatment.
The car- A Toyota Camry – is
now lying at the office of the
Lagos State Traffic Management
Authority (LASTMA).
The singer-producer was on his
way home, after hanging out
with friends in Ikeja, Lagos,
when he ran into the road
demarcation around Chemiron,
close to Sunday Market, in Ogba.
An eye witness tells us Terry
was the one driving, and he
was in the car with friends.
‘The car is gone’ our source
says. ‘And Terry is in the
hospital responding to
treatment’.
No word yet on where he’s
being treated. His mobile phon
is off, his BlackBerry inactive.
And although his manager
assures us ‘everything is under
control’; we have cause to
worry because he is either
unwilling to offer details on the
singer’s whereabouts, or he just
doesn’t have the details.
Two members of House of
Ginjah who were riding with
him are also believed to be
undergoing treatment.
The car- A Toyota Camry – is
now lying at the office of the
Lagos State Traffic Management
Authority (LASTMA).
Wednesday, 9 November 2011
Nigerian Nurse’s Licence Withdrawn In UK For Calling onJesus For Help
son lying lifeless after suffering
respiratorycardiac arrest, the
panel was told.’While Mrs A was
trying to resuscitate the child,Mr
A called 999,’ said Miss
Dirmikis.’The twin sister of the
little boy was also presentduring
the incident and can be heard
crying inthe background during
the call.”She panicked and at one
stage even summoneddivine
intervention, calling for Jesus,’
she added.Paramedics rushed
the boy to Whipps CrossHospital
in Leytonstone, east London,
before hewas taken to Great
Ormond Street Hospital on
thesame day for further
treatment.Giving evidence, a
tearful Mrs A said Abayomi
hadeffectively ‘abandoned’ her
during the incident.’The nurse
was constantly saying “Jesus
helphim” and waving her arms
around,’ she said.’She said it
more than 20 times. I felt I had
to doeverything – at that point
she was doing nothingto help
my son.’She never offered to
take the lead at any pointand at
no point did she suggest calling
999.’I can’t change what’s
happened to my son, Iknow I did
the best for him but the nurse
justcompletely abandoned her
duty.’If I can save just one other
person from having togo
through what we have been
through, thenthat’s what I want
to do.’The panel heard Patient A,
now aged five, made afull
recovery from the incident but isstill totallydependent on others
for his care.Abaymo claimed the
mother had pushed heraway
and refused to let her help.She
denied calling out for Jesus,
panicking andfailing to provide
care or basic life support.The
nurse further denied failing to
properlyhandover the case to
paramedics and
makinginaccurate and false
notes about the incident.She was
cleared of specific charges that
shesuctioned the child’s
tracheostomy tube or thatshe
failed to record observations
taken but wasfound guilty of
misconduct and ruled unfit
tocontinue working without
restrictions.Striking Abayomi off,
panel chair John Williamssaid:
‘This was a failure to accept
responsibility forher role in the
events by the registrant.’She has
shown a lack of empathy with
theparents of the child and there
has been noadmission or
apology, and therefore no
insight.’This failure is
incompatible with her continuing
tobe a registered nurse.’
respiratorycardiac arrest, the
panel was told.’While Mrs A was
trying to resuscitate the child,Mr
A called 999,’ said Miss
Dirmikis.’The twin sister of the
little boy was also presentduring
the incident and can be heard
crying inthe background during
the call.”She panicked and at one
stage even summoneddivine
intervention, calling for Jesus,’
she added.Paramedics rushed
the boy to Whipps CrossHospital
in Leytonstone, east London,
before hewas taken to Great
Ormond Street Hospital on
thesame day for further
treatment.Giving evidence, a
tearful Mrs A said Abayomi
hadeffectively ‘abandoned’ her
during the incident.’The nurse
was constantly saying “Jesus
helphim” and waving her arms
around,’ she said.’She said it
more than 20 times. I felt I had
to doeverything – at that point
she was doing nothingto help
my son.’She never offered to
take the lead at any pointand at
no point did she suggest calling
999.’I can’t change what’s
happened to my son, Iknow I did
the best for him but the nurse
justcompletely abandoned her
duty.’If I can save just one other
person from having togo
through what we have been
through, thenthat’s what I want
to do.’The panel heard Patient A,
now aged five, made afull
recovery from the incident but isstill totallydependent on others
for his care.Abaymo claimed the
mother had pushed heraway
and refused to let her help.She
denied calling out for Jesus,
panicking andfailing to provide
care or basic life support.The
nurse further denied failing to
properlyhandover the case to
paramedics and
makinginaccurate and false
notes about the incident.She was
cleared of specific charges that
shesuctioned the child’s
tracheostomy tube or thatshe
failed to record observations
taken but wasfound guilty of
misconduct and ruled unfit
tocontinue working without
restrictions.Striking Abayomi off,
panel chair John Williamssaid:
‘This was a failure to accept
responsibility forher role in the
events by the registrant.’She has
shown a lack of empathy with
theparents of the child and there
has been noadmission or
apology, and therefore no
insight.’This failure is
incompatible with her continuing
tobe a registered nurse.’
ALERT: THE US GOVERNMENT WARNS NIGERIAN AGAINST NEXT BOKO HARAM ATTACK,
An Islamist group which has
carried out deadly attacks in
north-eastern Nigeria may be
planning to bomb hotels in the
capital, Abuja,
the US embassy
says.
The Hilton, Nicon Luxury and
Sheraton hotels were named as
possible targets of the Boko
Haram group.
The warning came
as the Nigerian Red Cross said
more than 100 had died in the
attacks, mainly in the town of
Damaturu.
Pope Benedict XVI has appealed
for an end to the violence.
On Sunday here, Boko Haram gunmen
shot dead a police inspector in
the city of Maiduguri, 130km
(80 miles) east of Damaturu.
start warning your loved ones,
the oyibo men have spoken.
Source: BBC News
carried out deadly attacks in
north-eastern Nigeria may be
planning to bomb hotels in the
capital, Abuja,
the US embassy
says.
The Hilton, Nicon Luxury and
Sheraton hotels were named as
possible targets of the Boko
Haram group.
The warning came
as the Nigerian Red Cross said
more than 100 had died in the
attacks, mainly in the town of
Damaturu.
Pope Benedict XVI has appealed
for an end to the violence.
On Sunday here, Boko Haram gunmen
shot dead a police inspector in
the city of Maiduguri, 130km
(80 miles) east of Damaturu.
start warning your loved ones,
the oyibo men have spoken.
Source: BBC News
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),Zaria Admission List 2011/2012Out
Ahmadu Bello University (ABU), Zaria has released its 2011/2012 admission list.
Students who applied for admission into
Ahmadu Bello University can view their admission status on the university website:
www. abu.edu.ng
To Check Your Admission Status
1. Visit the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),
Zaria website: www.abu.edu.ng
2. Click on the link to view the
Undergraduate Admission List
After checking your admission status you can proceed to prepare the necessary
documents for registration.
Good Luck!
2011/2012 Undergraduate Admission List
List of successful candidates provisionally
admitted into the Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria for the 2010/2011 academic session
(UME and DE) has been released.
Registration for newly admitted students
(100 and 200 levels) shall be conducted
from Monday 14th November toSaturday
26th November, 2011. Admission letters will
be ready for collection at the Faculty where
the candidates are admitted as from
Monday 14th November, 2011.
You can check your admission status either
by typing the JAMB Registration number or
typing any of the names of the candidate.
Students who applied for admission into
Ahmadu Bello University can view their admission status on the university website:
www. abu.edu.ng
To Check Your Admission Status
1. Visit the Ahmadu Bello University (ABU),
Zaria website: www.abu.edu.ng
2. Click on the link to view the
Undergraduate Admission List
After checking your admission status you can proceed to prepare the necessary
documents for registration.
Good Luck!
2011/2012 Undergraduate Admission List
List of successful candidates provisionally
admitted into the Ahmadu Bello University,
Zaria for the 2010/2011 academic session
(UME and DE) has been released.
Registration for newly admitted students
(100 and 200 levels) shall be conducted
from Monday 14th November toSaturday
26th November, 2011. Admission letters will
be ready for collection at the Faculty where
the candidates are admitted as from
Monday 14th November, 2011.
You can check your admission status either
by typing the JAMB Registration number or
typing any of the names of the candidate.
SCIENCE and SPACE EXPLORATION in NIGERIA
While NASA and other space agencies in europe are making plans to conquer space and advanceman's foothold on the universe,what have the nigerian space agency done to ensure that we would not be the only humans left on planet earth when the sun dies,500 million years from now?......share your opinion and solutions.
Sunday, 6 November 2011
Happy Eid el kabir to all my Muslim readers
Eid-il-Adha is a day to remember the complete submission to Allah of Prophets Ibrahim and Ismail.
As we celebrate, I urge all Muslims to, in submitting to Allah's will, shun everything Haram including unnecessary violence, criminal behaviours, and acts of oppression against every Human. Barka da Sallah.
As we celebrate, I urge all Muslims to, in submitting to Allah's will, shun everything Haram including unnecessary violence, criminal behaviours, and acts of oppression against every Human. Barka da Sallah.
Friday, 4 November 2011
HOW TO MAKE FREE CALL'S ON SKYPE
I guess most of you guys know about SKYPE, Skype is the way tomake calls on very cheap prices over internet. Some of you guysalso know about wallmart in USA, they provide free call service to almost every location in the world. All you have to do is just dail the Toll Free no. of wallmart USA from your skype. Here are the steps:
1. Download Skype/Login to Skype
2. Dial 1800Free411 (18003733411)
3. You'll listen to some ads there,wait for menu options.
4. Now say "FREE CALL" when it tell you to say so.
5. You'll again have to listen some advertisment.
6. Say "FREE CALL" again when it stops speaking.
7. It'll tell you to dail your No.
8. Dail you no. along with the country code eg. for USA dail - 1987-987-9876
9. Do not add 00 or + before country code.
10. you have made free call.
Please note you can make free calls all over the world only for 5mins but you can make the call again anyways.
You might can hear all lines are busy because many people are using this service now.
1. Download Skype/Login to Skype
2. Dial 1800Free411 (18003733411)
3. You'll listen to some ads there,wait for menu options.
4. Now say "FREE CALL" when it tell you to say so.
5. You'll again have to listen some advertisment.
6. Say "FREE CALL" again when it stops speaking.
7. It'll tell you to dail your No.
8. Dail you no. along with the country code eg. for USA dail - 1987-987-9876
9. Do not add 00 or + before country code.
10. you have made free call.
Please note you can make free calls all over the world only for 5mins but you can make the call again anyways.
You might can hear all lines are busy because many people are using this service now.
IF YOU WERE THE PRESIDENT!
Ha! Alot of us has been complaining this government is bad, they are this and they are that! Now, tell me, if you are the president what will you do?
BABA SUWE RELEASED
The embattled yoruba home video babatunde omidina a.k.a Baba suwe has been released from the custody of the nigerian drug law enforement agency NDLEA this morning.this followed an order by justice yetunde of the federal high court ikeja for the agency to release on 4th november if no drug was found on him before then,the agency claimed that baba suwe used juju that was while he was unable to excretes the hard drug he ingested.
Thursday, 3 November 2011
NAIJA FIRST LADY
Live on Ait,
as i waz watching the interview she said....
Though we are from diffrent states.
{BUT NIGERIA STILL REMAIN OUR CONTINET} nawa ooo,IS IT BY FORCE WE SPEAK OYINBO....live broadcasting,live oyinbo grammar
NIGERIA FIRST LADY
as i waz watching the interview she said....
Though we are from diffrent states.
{BUT NIGERIA STILL REMAIN OUR CONTINET} nawa ooo,IS IT BY FORCE WE SPEAK OYINBO....live broadcasting,live oyinbo grammar
NIGERIA FIRST LADY
NFF CONFIRMS NEW COACH TO DAY.
http://www.sunnewsonline.com/images/Keshi%20-26.jpg STEPHEN KESHI APPOINTED COACH OF SUPER EAGLES OF NIGERIA,NFF to confirm him leta 2day!! GoodLuck to the guy.
NIGERIAN UNIVERSITIES IN HOT SOUP!
BOWEN UNIVERSITY N650,000 per semester. COVENANT UNIVERSITY N640,000 per semester. ... BENSON IDAHOSA N500,000 per semester. BABCOCK UNIVERSITY N450,000 per semester. REDEEMERS UNIVERSITY N450,000 per semester. AJAYI CROWDER UNIVERSITY N350,000 per semester. MADONNA UNIVERSITY 350,000 per semester ALL OF THESE UNIVERSITIES WERE BUILT FROM TITHES AND OFFERINGS OF THE COMMON PEOPLE WHO NOW CAN'T AFFORD TO SEND THEIR CHILDREN TO THE SAME SCHOOL! Where is the morals of the church gone? These schools were all built by the sweats of their church members who kept sowing seeds, special offering seeds, first fruit seed, redemption seed, thanks giving seed, harvest seed, tithes, pastors birthday seed, church building seed, evangelism seed, fathers day seed, mothers day seed, children day seed,pastors cake seed,olive oil seed, etc. These schools are now elite schools, only for the rich politician children. The gainers then use the proceeds to buy private plane and jets to fly up high in luxury while their members sleep hungry and the next Sunday, they will read Malachi 3:6-12. If you think this is unfair, like me, please pass on this message... It sucks and I feellike...... SHARE to join the course!
PASTOR ARESTED FOR USING OBA'S NAME TO DUPE PEOPLE
The policemen in gowon area has arested a man for using the name of the oba of egbeda to dupe nigerians and even foreigners.the suspect apostle kehinde oso admited to the accusation and told the police that it was the handwork of the devil.when the police contacted the oba,he said he dönt know the pastor at all
SUSPECTED KIDNAPPER LOCKS 10yrs GIRL IN A FREEZER
Mother luck saved the life of a 10yrs old girl from dealth on tuesday ,when a wholsaler of rice at the popular marian market in calabar called a lithle girl that was hawking banana inpretence that he wants to buy banana,when the girl entered the compound the suspect mr kenneth uba of enugu state locked the gate and forced the little banana seller into a deep freezer,an eye witnes said he saw when the girl entered the compound but has not seen the little girl,not until a small boy that was selling with the girl started crying and a man who was passing stoped and ask the boy what hapened,and the litle pointed that building that his co-seller entered there but have not come out,the man started pushing the gate but mr keneth refuse to open and the man raised an alarm it was then when the forced and it opened as the entered the compound,they saw mr kennethstanding wit a deep freezer,when ask about the banana girl he said he didnt c anybody and the guys ask him what was inside the frig,mr kenneth said it was his dog thenthe mob has him to open it,mr kenneth told them that if it runs dat he wil not take it likely with them,and when he opened it ,it was a little banana seller that he would have use for rituals.the mobs beat him and handed him over to police.
What can i say? The love of money is the root of all evil. Definitely the man wanted to use her for money rituals
What can i say? The love of money is the root of all evil. Definitely the man wanted to use her for money rituals
14k laptop secret.
The only way to buy a laptop using libertyreserve is to buy from dragstock.This the secret many people are hiding from you.Dragstock is a reputable company that deals with the sale of both refurbished and brand new laptops it is own by Dragon ball Inc. They have extremely cheap and quality laptops in their catalogue ranging from dell,acer,lenovo,toshiba,sony,asus and ibm. When we are talking about cheap used laptops, it does not mean that since it is cheap then it has to be low quality. Some laptop are advertised as cheap used laptopbecause the companies of such branded laptops want there stocks to be sold out, even at only a small profit because they have too many of them to store.
If you have been having problem with buying with creditcard then you can buy with libertyreserve from Dragstock
If you have been having problem with buying with creditcard then you can buy with libertyreserve from Dragstock
Joke of the mouth
Here is the joke 1 man die and went to hell, on getting there he discovered that each country has different hell spaces, then he went to germany's hell and saw that first, you would be put in an electric chair before 20 mins and then you would be forced to lie on a bed with nails and knife on it and then demonswould come to flog you for the rest of the day. He taught that was too harsh and went to US, CHINA, and BRASIL hell. He discovered it was all the same. Then he saw many people liningup to enter the NIGERIA hell, he was curious and saw many people waiting to go in when all the hell where the same? The man asked someone what goingon there? The man answered and said that there is no electricity so the chair would notwork, and the money were paid for the nails to be delivered but it was embezelled so you sleep comfortably. And the demons there are on strike because theydemanded that the salary should be increased so that is why many people want the NIGERIAN HELL
Wednesday, 2 November 2011
Where is Styl-Plus?
Today, While watching a Program on TV, I saw Styl-Plus back then when the waves was High and the Industry was very Young, Now i Asked Myself, Where is styl-plus?? Shey no be say them don Quit o? I can't stop Laughing.
Deji wins mr nigeria 2011
Mr Nigeria contest held last nightat Silverbird Galleria, Lagos,Nigeria.
Deji Bakare ,a graduate of Lagos state university was announced the winner of the contest by beating other 17 contestants .
In Deji's profile he indicates he is a lover of life, love playing with kids and respect everyone that deserve to be respected, a straight forward person , so creative and God fearing,works hard to achieve anything he puthis mind to.A lover of sport....love assisting and helping people when he is in theposition. He walked away with N1M and a Brand New SUV
Congrats to
Him!!!!!
Deji Bakare ,a graduate of Lagos state university was announced the winner of the contest by beating other 17 contestants .
In Deji's profile he indicates he is a lover of life, love playing with kids and respect everyone that deserve to be respected, a straight forward person , so creative and God fearing,works hard to achieve anything he puthis mind to.A lover of sport....love assisting and helping people when he is in theposition. He walked away with N1M and a Brand New SUV
Congrats to
Him!!!!!
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